Back from the camp,.. want to hear some camp news?

What is the first thing that comes to mind when i think about camp?
The time we are sitting at the canteen early in the morning with tired eyes and our chins resting on our palms.. quiet time... and then i think about Rowen, Joash, Charis, Christine, Koon Eu, Dick and Amonre. i remember that all the guys at camp talk crap and nothing else but crap.. i remember that i was a.. a... a.... Group Leader randomly chosen by the Commitee, in other words, they dunno who is this girl but simply choose wan.. i was new and didnt expect to be chosen at ALL!! i was like.. "erm,.. why is my name in bold? Please tell me it was an accident!" My heart was beating so fast.. i was like,..no.. no .. tell me its NOT TRUE!!

haha.. neway it was a great camp although i came back home with 8 sand fly bites (6 on my left leg, one on my right leg and another on my left arm).. it was a sovenier from one of the many creatures living in Golden Sands Baptist Resort.. other creatures living there are the three dogs- one brown and two black, although someone claimed to have seen four, another person three, (but since i only saw three, i assume it was three..)

enuf of animals..

i remember telling two guys about how much i hated animals.. they saw me feeding the dogs some food and said, "you like dogs, ah?"

"nope!"

"then why you feeding the dog?"... "ya lah.. why you feeding the dog?"

"because this keropok pork one summore not nice.. stick to your teeth.."

"oh, that keropok ah? aiyo, cruel la you! nowander you give the dog, you really hate dogs man.. that keropok from where wan? after the dog got indigestion then you know!"

"from phillipines wan.."

"har? phillipine people eat things like that wan ah?"

"yeah lor.. they like pork mah..everything also pork"

"yeah, i heard they love pork"...."cats, leh? you like or not?"

"nope!"

"wah,.. cats also dont like!" ... "good la, youre not like the other girls i know who like everything wan.. everything also say cute. not cute also say cute.. nowadays they like all those thing,.. what is it called ah? i also dunno la, im not a girl.. looks like dunno what only and they all say cute"

at that moment of time i was thinking,..yeah lor..some guys not cute they also say cute..actually i am one of them la.. sigh. when it comes to guys, all also cute. *ahem

more news after this break..
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hahhhahhaa..............you wouldnt guess what just happened! haha.. i was writing this blog when suddenly something poped-up on my screen..

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i was laughing like mad in the comp lab.. my friend like.. what happened to you? hehe..so funny.. so all those in kdu can try this out.. hehe just hold the right SHIFT key for more than 8 seconds,.. haha

and then i wanted to copy paste the pop-up message onto my blogger, so i tried to select it, but couldnt.. so i tried Ctrl-S..

[This operation has been cancelled due to restrictions in effect on this computer. Please contact your sistem administrator]

i wonder what happened..

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**msn and icq fighting**
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....welcome back for more of camp news

* tRUST & OBey the LORD *

going to pd for cf trip todayyyyy

today i packed my bag. really full now. although half is clothes but the other half is food.. hehe i guess i want to bring loads of food there until so packed already, and as for the newspapers i collected today,i asked my friend to take it home with her because i wont be going home today.

i must bring food everywhere with me wan.. last time right, when i go for long journeys esp in the car.. i would be the "shop keeper" or "waiter" or.. i dont know how you call it, but everytime neone was hungry, they will say,. "anna, ok.. what food did you bring with you?"
and then i will grin widely and not say a word.. instead, i would open up my bagSSS.. notice the asses.. and then one by one, my secrets would be revealed..

one peanut butter,...
half a loaf of bread...
(i grabbed everything edible in the kitchen without having to be cooked)

one box of biscuits
8 packets of maggie mee,.. 4 laksa, 4 chicken flavoured
(i know, i know,... i said it didnt have to be cooked but this one i kept so that we could eat in the hotel.. shhh.. i'll take it out later,.. better hide it first so i can surprise them with more food later.. kekekekeke...)

a packet of chocolate wafers
half a container of jacob biscuits..(plastic container, ok? medium sized.. not the huge tins)

one packet of keropok
a fresh new tin of pringels,(if i'm fortunate and happen to buy one in advance..but most of the time it would be one or two packets of potato chips like jack and jill or double decker chicken flavoured too)


oh and drinks!~ i forgot.. no wander my bags were so heavy last time,... how could i forget the drinks??

here, we have 4 soya bean packets with straw... and two sugar cane.. which one you want, mum?

Mum
>i'll take the soya bean,. is it cold?

Me
>>aiyah.. no la how to make it cold?

Mum
>nvm, i'll put it in front of the air cond and wait a while..

Me
>>good idea! i should try that too! mum, can you put mine there too??

Mum
>sure, see? it can balance! isnt that great? papa,. look! see? i created something to cool my drink!

Dad driving
>>>yaya, mummy so clever...

mum calls dad "papa".. dont ask me why..

oh.. im forgetting.. so back to the drinks..
you see? my mind wanders to the past.. sometimes people say im in deeeep thought but actually i am getting side-tracted in my thoughts.. hehe..

im going to put this email onto blogger.. because its so interesting..

so neway... i also brought along plain water because i know somewhere along the journey, we'll be thirsty.. and there goes my mum also bringing out her collection of o.5ml spritzers and hotel water bottles..

dad
>>> anyone got water at the back there? i'm very thirsty...

mum
>yes! plenty, just ask, ok? i made sure i brought plenty of water to drink! so that none of you will be thirsty.. everywhere we go, we need to bring alot of water..water is good for your body, it cools down your body system so that we wont be heaty and fall sick, if not by the time we reach the hotel, we'll be exhausted..
anna, could you pass me one bottle of water from behind papa's car seat? there should be 5 over there if i'm not mistaken. i told the maid to put them there, i hope she did her job if not we'll all go thirsty..



me takes it out and passes it to the front through between my mum and dad's seat
>>ya,...here..

it was a JW Marriot Hotel Kuala Lumpur 0.5ml water bottle.. its label was black and she had plentyyyy of those. i even brought one to school everyday. the same one,.. well, until it got lost..
erm,.. back to the story..

dad
>>>thanks, li..i'm so thirsty,.. cannot tahan already, sweating the whole way...

mum
>victory, take one for yourself, ok? Anna also.. Mummy also take one..
all of you make sure you have one each.. 5 more than enough for all of us.. there's four of us..
there, i got somemore here.. another three more with me here by the side of the door... aiya.. i didnt see..
ok, papa.. check.. how many you have? by the side of your door there have anot? im sure there were at least two there last time...
you see, i make sure she take out AAALLLL the empty bottles and refill them,..

* tRUST & OBey the LORD *

Jokes

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you arewearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher

Jesus is in my heart

I LOVE JESUS... of CourSe!!! He's my
everythin!!!!

Message: Jesus....
> > "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon
> began,
> > "I'll open up your heart..."
> >
> > "You'll find Jesus there," the boy
> > interrupted.
> >
> > The surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll
> > cut your heart open," he continued,
> > to see how much damage has been
> > done..."
> >
> > "But when you open up my heart, you'll
> > find Jesus in there," said the boy.
> >
> > The surgeon looked to the parents, who
> > sat quietly. "When I see how much
> > damage has been done, I'll sew your
> > heart and chest back up, and I'll plan
> > what to do next."
> >
> > "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The
> > Bible says He lives there. The
> > hymns all say He lives there. You'll
> > find Him in my heart."
> >
> > The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell
> > you what I'll find in your heart.
> > I'll find damaged muscle, low blood
> > supply, and weakened vessels.
> > And I'll find out if I can make you well."
> >
> > "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives
> > there."
> >
> > The surgeon left.
> >
> > The surgeon sat in his office, recording his
> > notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta,
> damaged
> > pulmonary vein, widespread muscle
> degeneration.
> > No hope for transplant, no hope for cure.
> Therapy:
> > painkillers and bed rest. Prognosis:, "
> > here he paused, "death within one year."
> >
> > He stopped the recorder, but there was
> > more to be said. "Why?" he asked aloud.
> > "Why did You do this? You've put
> > him here; You've put him in this pain; and
> > You've cursed him to an early death. Why?"
> >
> > The Lord answered and said, "The boy,
> > My lamb, was not meant for your
> > flock for long, for he is a part of My
> > flock, and will forever be.
> >
> > Here, in My flock, he will feel no pain, and
> > will be comforted as you cannot imagine.
> > His parents will one day join him here,
> > and they will know peace, and
> > My flock will continue to grow."
> >
> > The surgeon's tears were hot, but his
> > anger was hotter. "You created that
> > boy, and You created that heart. He'll
> > be dead in months. Why?"
> >
> >
> > The Lord answered, "The boy, My lamb,
> > shall return to My flock, for He has
> > done his duty: I did not put My lamb
> > with your flock to lose him, but to retrieve
> > another lost lamb."
> >
> > The surgeon wept. The surgeon sat
> > beside the boy's bed; the boy's
> > parents sat across from him. The boy
> awoke
> and
> > whispered, "Did you cut open my heart?"
> >
> > "Yes," said the surgeon.
> >
> > "What did you find?" asked the boy.
> >
> > "I found Jesus there," said the
> > surgeon.

> >
> > * tRUST & OBey the LORD *

???how did you get my blog??

Hey,... today i rushed to school, got stuck in a jam all because i left early..

normally school started at 9am, but today was tuesday and so we had waterfall class (i always refer to moral studies as waterfall class when i talk to jouvarn) at 8am.. thats why i left early! .. and thats why i was late. Jam would've ended by 9am,..

well, interesting reason to give the lecturer.. nevertheless(i like this word),... i arrived in time to get my attendance taken! Hurrah~! i was already 'near the waterfall', as my lec, Mr. Warren would put it.. my friends said that he announced my impending doom when he was taking their attendance earlier that morning,..

well, interestingly enough, when i was about to leave after getting my attendance taken, he made a special remark. No, not about my waterfall issue,.. but he said something like, "how come you have not been blogging?" my immediate reaction,.. "har??" followed by raising my eyebrows... i left my mouth open to continue the next sentence, "how you know?"

"i've been reading your blog! And i realized you stopped blogging. Your last blog was dated quite a while back."

"...oh,.." then thinking of a reason.. "i have three blogs!"

he was chuckling,.. "how come you have three blogs??"

i smiled and continued my journey out of the lecture hall,..

well, to answer that question,.. (he might even be reading this blog!) ,.. this is my first blog which is the main blog and i assume this is the one he is talking about because the other two are private,. shhh...

yup! Private, meaning its only for two or three people to read. but if you happen to stumble upon any of them, well... you'll know its mine because i have my name on them too! And all blogs will be redirected to this one... because it is the main blog and most active.

to be honest with you, i did stop blogging for a while because i wanted to spend more time on my studies... i even stopped chatting on msn( my msn friends can be a witness to that),. until prefably this mid november when my exam ends.

well, of course, i havent been studying yet.. but at least i started something going by finishing one or two homeworks here and there and attending classes more regularly(another reason why i am not in the waterfall,.. yet) i guess i'll keep the momentum going so that one day i will be able to start studying at least.. if all goes well, i'll be already studying one week before my finals?,. hehe.. God knows when is my finals..

hey, come to think of it.. people actually read this blog, eh? tell me,.. what so nice about this blog? cause i cant seem to figure out why.. is it the angel pic there? umm,.. you guys like the colour green? eat cant paussiblie bee mai hourreebel ingeleesh? tell me!!!!! im dying to know the secret that lies behind your conciousness!!!

sighh.... some people

ok,. i wont force you to tell me nething,... take it easy ya?

you may keep your comments to yourself!

* tRUST & OBey the LORD *